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kakakaka… something happened today. so funny i GOT to share with all you people out there… kakakaka…

before you read below, let me explain something to you here so that you will understand when you read the story below. when i work in the office, we have to follow very strict company policies and sometimes it’s like being in a very strict disciplined school. this company where i am working now doesn’t allow employees to be hanky panky, abusive or vulgar (*&@$#^%). the management has recently installed a firewall software onto our CHAT program i.e. yahoo messenger, MSN messenger and will logged (saved) all these chats. and from time to time, messages will pop up from nowhere in the CHAT windows by the auto-display message. sometimes, when i chat with my friends, they will get surprised and asked me what is that.

to cut the story short, my long time friend, bobby yoong likes to joke and write a lot of vulgar words, then i basically conned him below. he was not aware of the auto message popping up by the firewall. he likes to write vulgar words… hahahaha… read below. he likes to start off by calling me with vulgar/bad/dirty words.

—start of conversation—

BoB says:
[Censored_Company_Name] Firewall Notice: All instant messaging content sent to and from this buddy name will be logged and is subject to archival, monitoring and internal review, and may be disclosed in accordance with [Censored_Company_Name] policies

BoB says:
[bad_word] bin

(i didn’t write anything)

Tai Suan says:
man…. u got me into real problem now…
Tai Suan says:
i was just called to the management office
Tai Suan says:
because of the msg that you sent
BoB says:
[Censored_Company_Name] Firewall Notice: All instant messaging content sent to and from this buddy name will be logged and is subject to archival, monitoring and internal review, and may be disclosed in accordance with [Censored_Company_Name] policies

BoB says:
really?
BoB says:
what happenman

(i purposely waited and not reply him, to let him think that i went to the management office, but in fact i was laughing my ass off)

Tai Suan says:
i dont know
Tai Suan says:
they are referring this matter to the director
Tai Suan says:
the HR manager interview me
BoB says:
sorry man!
Tai Suan says:
gai liao lah me
BoB says:
i didn’t mean it!
BoB says:
cos from the beginning we chat llike this so i tot that is o k
BoB says:
sorry man
Tai Suan says:
ok…
Tai Suan says:
wait, i need to go to the management office again

(after this message, i waited longer, for a few minutes - making him think that i am in the HR director office)

BoB says:
[Censored_Company_Name] Firewall Notice: All instant messaging content sent to and from this buddy name will be logged and is subject to archival, monitoring and internal review, and may be disclosed in accordance with [Censored_Company_Name] policies

BoB says:
yo…
BoB says:
any thing happen to you?
Tai Suan says:
oh shit…
Tai Suan says:
die already me…
BoB says:
[Censored_Company_Name] Firewall Notice: All instant messaging content sent to and from this buddy name will be logged and is subject to archival, monitoring and internal review, and may be disclosed in accordance with [Censored_Company_Name] policies

BoB says:
what’s up man?
BoB says:
talk to me man
Tai Suan says:
gai liao…
Tai Suan says:
i kena dismiss from work
Tai Suan says:
i’m packing my stuff now
Tai Suan says:

BoB says:
**hey man!
BoB says:
are you serious?
BoB says:
talk to me man
Tai Suan says:
yes
Tai Suan says:
gai liao…
BoB says:
y i call you you didn’t pick up the phone?
Tai Suan says:
i didn’t bring my phone
BoB says:
now with you?
Tai Suan says:
no
Tai Suan says:
my handphone is at home
BoB says:
i mean the hand phone
BoB says:
what the
BoB says:
how come just few words then they fired you?
Tai Suan says:
i got letter from HR director
Tai Suan says:
here’s the letter, let me copy and paste for u
Tai Suan says:
Dear Mr. Ong,
Tai Suan says:
“We have found that you have misappropriately missuse the company’s resources to communicate externally. The management has found out that you have exchange explicit/vulgar contents in your communication. This is a serious offence where you will be dealt severely. We have decided to terminate your service in lieu of 2 months salary. We thank you for your contribution and services.
Tai Suan says:
wait… got some more…
Tai Suan says:
You are required to leave the office within 24 hours (by end of office hours 5.30pm) today. If you have failed to do so, you will be escorted by our security personnel. Thank you for your cooperation and please do not inform Bobby Yoong that we lied to him
Tai Suan says:
:)
BoB says:
[bad_word]
BoB says:
[more_bad_word] you mna
BoB says:
wah
Tai Suan says:

Tai Suan says:
:)
BoB says:
don’t play likem this man!
BoB says:
i got heart atteck mna
Tai Suan says:
hehehe…. so funny… bwaahahahahahahah
Tai Suan says:
sipek chi kek
BoB says:
[chinese_bad_word] la

BoB says:
i tot really one leh
BoB says:
so scared you know?
Tai Suan says:
bwahahaha… i know… kakakkaa…
Tai Suan says:
but sipek lawak loh…
Tai Suan says:
bwahahahhaa