yeap, me visited the trustworthy toilet 10 times today… doctor gave me:
- fever relief tablets
- diarrhea capsules
- stomach pain tablets
- vomit-subdue tablets
- “wind” tablets

each tablets/capsules take two.

9 is the number of times i went to the toilet to lausai/berak/past motion/wash-everthing-down-the-bowl today

Bulan Ramadhan bulan yang mulia,
Hari Raya hari yang ceria,
Kelmarin limpeh silap makan,
Sekarang di rumah kena diarrhea!

* limpeh = aku = i
* diarrhea = cirit birit = lau sai =