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fleaman sent me this good article.
Story #1
It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: “Do you know the time, because my watch is broken”
Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you”
Fox: “Hmm… [...]

 
SEX IS HEALTHY
It has been known for many years that Sex was good
exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific
study of the calorie content of different sexual
activities. Now after “original and proprietary”
research the results are in:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent……..12 Calories
Without her consent……….2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands……8 Calories
With one hand……….12 Calories
With your teeth…….485 [...]

yesterday, Microsoft announced a new virus found on the Internet, please take note.
This virus attacks almost all operating system, from Windows 98 to XP, Linux to Mac, to even handphone OS such as Windows Mobile and Symbians.
This virus will halt your system and delete all your important file, and send all your personal messages to [...]

Programmer to Team Leader :

“We can’t do this proposed project.**CAN NOT**. It will involve a major
design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy
system.
And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this
application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it,
they can’t. [...]

have a look. thanks to silver isle for the gracious help.

i took this pic while i was on my way to work early this morning at 7.30am, the road was jammed badly,
about 100 over cars were queueing,
then i saw this sign, no wonder….
kekekeke….

When i was on my way back home after work, i saw this large billboard on a busy road in town. It was [...]

Good performance by Itosii….

 

 

i have 2 customers and they are private hospitals. they are looking for an IT support guy / EDP officer for their IT departments.
one hospital is in penang town area (near to pulau tikus). one hospital is in bayan lepas area.
if you guys want to move from your current IT related job, you may try [...]

以下乃本人的乾弟弟”阿炮”网页内获取连线,按了然后照步骤输入就知道了,不便多说.
http://www.paulooi.com/2006/05/23/google%e7%9a%84%e6%96%b0%e7%99%bc%e7%8f%be/

Result is out! Congratulation to Taylor Hicks for being voted the American Idol

Talent prevails.

do u guys know that there’s a malaysian book of records for “youngest live band”? well, there is. and these kids are from nibong tebal, penang from age 7 to 14, 5 girls and 1 boy drummer. michael and i have trained these kids ast year to prepare the kids for their first grand concert [...]

this website provides realtime capturing of votes going to american idol. the phone traffics were captured and current result is taylor leading kat. YEAH!!!
8TV gonna show American Idol Season 5 Grand Finale – Delayed Telecast – 9:30pm tonite.

for your information, american idol finale just completed a few hours ago.
result will be known tomoro. may [...]