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This is how i would have answered if I were Suan.. Please read Suan’s earlier post first before reading this to understand the story.(11:44:06) 277703477: chelrish ,22 , kindergarten teacher
(11:44:25) jane: ?
(11:44:33) 277703477: u intro
(11:44:47) jane: jane, 18, student with high heels
(11:44:51) jane: me = girl
(11:44:58) 277703477: o
(11:45:46) 277703477: i from seremban
(11:45:52) jane: i’m from penang
(11:45:57) 277703477: so far
(11:46:00) jane: ya, but if our hearts click well, it aint far…
(11:46:05) 277703477: ask u one question hope u dun mind
(11:46:06) jane: what? want to ask me for sex ah?
(11:46:08) jane: ok, go ahead, i dont mind
(11:46:27) 277703477: i need lend abt rm 80 , if u can , i return 20 by monthly , i know ask u tis way no good , but i have no choice, hope u understand
(11:46:55) jane: why do u need RM80? you spent all your salary in Haddyai?
(11:47:06) 277703477: spend until month end for petrol
(11:47:32) jane: as far as i know kindergarten teacher wont simply msn & borrow money 
(11:48:07) 277703477: haiz , u can help , i gotta go soon le
(11:49:04) jane: gimme your bank account
(11:49:30) 277703477: u use maybank?
(11:49:34) jane: idiot! if not the more famous maybank then what? sperm bank ah?
(11:49:42) 277703477: i only cna monthly return u rm20 ok for u or not
(11:49:52) jane: well, to be frank, my mom wont let me lend $ to stranger, she say stranger is very dangerous mummy said internet stranger all bad people just want to rape me.
(11:50:03) 277703477: n u lend me liao wil u have any problem, i dun wan u help me then u suffer
(11:50:16) jane: no problem i guess, but i have better ideas for you
(11:51:12) 277703477: ask u another question is
(11:51:20) jane: what is it?
(11:51:25) 277703477: my car red ligh 2 days , i pump rm5 , till can drive howlong
(11:52:07) jane: u moron, told u i’m Jane with high heels, my boyfriendsss fetch me, how i know abt petrol?!!
(11:52:07) 277703477: my acc no is 1*********** maybank saving *** **** ****, can transfer now pls.
(11:52:39) jane: i’m in a conference orgy, not convenient to do it now
(11:53:13) jane: I have better ideas for you to get more cash with very little investment.Find a lorry with some friends, tonight at 3am, go to the bank and use a fishing net to tear off the ATM machine from the ground. Hey, its ATM, not cheque deposit machine, dont repeat that stupid incident in BM.
(11:53:33) jane: why dont u change job?
(11:54:04) 277703477: my salary 400
(11:54:28) 277703477:
(11:54:30) jane: why work being a kindergarten teacher?
(11:54:40) jane: RM400 can only find local one, russian, blondes all expensive.
(11:54:40) 277703477: gotta go , when u can transfer n hp no ,w e chat next time lah
(11:54:43) 277703477: i got class
(11:54:46) 277703477:  
(11:54:48) jane: u oso can sell your ass in lorong kulit to get your rm80