(Jelutong, Penang, 3rd October.) Breast implant has been the trend to go for more than 25 years since doctors first carried out the “upgrading process” back in the early 80’s. Some “upgraders” wanted to look more confident, some would like to make themselves a head-turner, and some even did it for the sake of making husband or boy friend stay more often at home.
Malaysian hao siao researcher Dr Maiko Lee had found a new way on the above complicated operation which some times may be suicidal as not all operations go as planned. Conventional way of breast implant was using silicon jelly or soft tissue like stuff to pack the boobs. Dr Maiko introduced the new breast implant method called NEN (Natural-Everlasting-No Risk).
Co-reasecher Dr Metal Sock claimed that the NEN NEN method is risk free and more affordable than conventional ways. Dr Metal also said they have tried out the NEN NEN method on a volunteer Miss Ong Ai Suan and the result is just terrific. The end-product is bouncy, juicy, huge, round, and very eye-catching.
“We planned to introduced it to the cosmetic surgery industry once approved by the World Medical Organisation” Added Dr Maiko. Below is the successful breast implant of Miss Ong Ai Suan. (Tidak Bernama network news)
Name: Ong Ai Suan
Age: 18
Breast size before NEN upgrade: 20″
Breast size after NEN upgrade: 55″
Bra size before NEN upgrade: A-cup
Bra size after NEN upgrade: No available cup size, has to wear Custom-made
Reason for upgrading: can find her mister right
Best reward after upgrading: more pride felt than the Petronas Twin Towers
Things need to get used to: not accurate when pissing cos cant see “below”, so need to aim better
Words to the readers: JUST DO IT! come to the NEN
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13 responses so far ↓
beh // Oct 9, 2006 at 8:32 am
kekekekeke, hahahahahaha, hohohohohoho
Funny!!! LOL!!! but how come short hair one? wow, dr maiko LEE sure became rich dr liao…
NO need to play music, juz help ppl implant their nen nen…
hahahaha..still keep laughing, really tak boleh tahan Miss Ong Ai Suan’s face expression!!!!
regards,
beh
taisuan // Oct 9, 2006 at 9:03 am
wa lau eh…. so beautiful…
ten // Oct 9, 2006 at 10:22 am
cant take it, man….
michael // Oct 9, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Miss ong will be parading her new boobs at a venue in Jelutong on this Tuesday, anyone wish to touch her can pay a visit tomorow.
-Dr Maiko
gnap // Oct 9, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Didn’t know drumsticks can make u look this good, Miss Ong.
fleaman // Oct 9, 2006 at 8:36 pm
how much? did u sleep outside the house last nite tai suan? coz your wife will be pissed to see your’s bigger!
michael // Oct 10, 2006 at 1:37 am
suan can also feed his baby and share burden of breast-feeding, shud be a good thing.
Kiwiisfruit // Oct 10, 2006 at 8:49 pm
Dr maiko is siao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw that photo earlier b4 he pasted it swt =.=”
Kiwiisfruit // Oct 10, 2006 at 8:49 pm
i mean “post”
michael // Oct 10, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Dr maiko is genius…
Kiwiisfruit // Oct 16, 2006 at 9:44 pm
dr maiko real name is paul eric bettencott bin joe vai anak lelaki yngwie malmsteen
michael // Oct 16, 2006 at 10:11 pm
wai u say out my name, other people jealous u know?
papayadroppie // Aug 9, 2007 at 12:53 pm
aiyah….told me earlier ma…i jst did my nen-nen job few weeks ago,my surgeon is better alh .i think.he collect all the male natural hormones juices and immidiately insert into my nen-nen…WOWWWW so great U know.fantastic!!!
all the male that jst contributed hormones juices splash out so fast n that silly surgeon would be able to rush for the collection.most of it end up in my eyes and,nose and lip.MMM,….i could hv ask for full face implant lorrrrr….!!!
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