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October 27th, 2006 by taisuan · 6 Comments

showing off.

i think it’s about time that hooi and i reveal something to you guys. we are part of the secret society that we spoke about a few days back. ah hooi joined 2 secret societies for the past few months and i joined one. for those who can read chinese, do enjoy the news, else you can read a weirdly chinese-to-english translation here. i can’t even understand what google is trying to translate.

i think about only less than 20% readers to this site will only believe what i’m going to say. there’s a small temple near to my “who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire” apartment where the tangki (medium) performs a trance every saturday and monday night (11pm). the medium invites “tua pek ia” deity during the trance and worshippers will queue up to seek for advice. photo of tua pek ia below. tua pek ia

for those of you who are not familiar with what i’m talking about; it’s actually a chinese ritual performed during prayers to invite deity (god) to take over a person so that certain worshipping ceremony can be performed. what worshipping ceremony is that? it’s a place where you pray and ask the medium/deity for advice. it’s a culture dated back to thousand of years from china. i’m not going to explain much but if you are interested to know how certain chinese culture is able to invite deities to take over human bodies, read here.

now, what is so special about this ritual that hooi and i are attending? when we asked for peaceful well being and good health, the tua pek ia deity will consider our request and vomit out gem stones to us. yeap, you heard me right, it’s vomit as if you try to get something out from your mouth. yes yes yes, it’s hard to believe. you guys will say that i’m bullshitting (f* me if you want). i dont ask you guys to believe me but just read what i’m sharing with you guys. metal sow got a pink diamond (not sure how many karats). read the link above to understand more. most worshippers received diamonds than gem stones. they came in various colors, shapes and sizes. definitely cool.

magic fingersi got myself a pair of clear gem stones. i’m not sharing with you guys about the monetary value of these gem stones but it actually serves a different purpose to keep us safe and healthy (sort of). some people sent these stone gems to goldsmith for price evaluation and they are pretty high in value. anyway, this is so un-music related but i find it amusing and wanted to share with you guys this little story (to understand better chinese culture). for more stories about chinese gods and deities, browse through here.

if you guys are curious and wanted to witness yourself this ritual/ceremony, let us know. hooi or myself will bring you to the temple. mike won’t be able to bring you there as he is praying at different temple.

p/s: ah hooi recently joined another secret society that really pisses mike off. i didn’t join because i scared mike will call me run dog. :)

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6 responses so far ↓

  • fleaman // Oct 27, 2006 at 11:15 am

    With due respect! i’m not buying it dude!
    But i do agree on supernatural being!

  • taisuan // Oct 27, 2006 at 11:40 am

    no problem bro. remember our diamond date this monday nite. gimme a call when you reach. not sure if ah hooi wanna go or not.

  • michael // Oct 27, 2006 at 1:08 pm

    suan oways picture himself good only and others bad, I think its high time I join another band…

    suan never tel u guys he used to f* in toilets…

    correction: I no pray ibc, ibc is ah hooi one…

  • fleaman // Oct 27, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    hahahahaha..mikey! wanna join me? we become rappers! hahhahahaah…
    Date? ok .. u call n remind me Tai Suan.. can i bring along my camera?

  • taisuan // Oct 27, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    camera? erm, not sure but you can bring along. i’m not sure whether next monday the medium will give out any gem stones.

    mike? what join another band? i tot you are playing with ah ric? arh arh arh…

  • michael // Oct 27, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    ah suan play with george michael in toilet…

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