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ladies and gentlemen, uglymen is proud to showcase you our first hot chick of the month from uglymen.net. alright, clap! clap! clap! so… what does it take to be a hot chick of uglymen.net? simple. you gotta be hot and you gotta be a girl. we intend to bring you something non-music related to read rather than talking about ourselves all the time, right? uglymen is made up of boring guys… let’s talk about girls!!! i’m excited man!!! are you? we are interviewing a HOT CHICK for your reading pleasure.

now, who is gonna make it? it is someone who passes our eye-taste test. uglymen taste is quite unique and different among us. girls are as nice as passion fruits. mike likes young and under-age straberries. i like big and juicy past-expiry-date papayas . ah hooi likes anything with an attached hard banana… different huh? as long as 3 of us say “wah… you see her? so pretty, imagine her without… ohhhh…“.

our first hot chick to be featured on uglymen.net is also our fan from taiwan, miss becky chiu. how did we meet becky? well, it was during yamaha asian beat band competition grand final in taipei, taiwan - february 2004. there were 7 bands competing during the grand finals and yamaha taiwan has arranged for a chaperon (helper) to help us around with our needs, communication, food, lodging and anything we need to get around during the competition. our chaperon was one cool guy, by the name of tony. he is still around somewhere - he’s a hot guy (ah hooi likes! ah hooi likes!).

becky was one of the chaperons for another band. we found out that the PRINCIPAL duty of a chaperon was to be a translator. english language was not widely spoken in taiwan based on our experience and encouter while we were in taiwan. their number 1 medium of communication is mandarin. these chaperons were assigned to communicate with the bands especially those who do not speak mandarin i.e. thailand, indonesia etc. to uglymen, a chaperon is considered a roadie. but to be a roadie, you must have technical knowledge on live stage setup i.e. checking our rehearsal sound, carrying guitar bags, be our driver, smoking partner and talk crap. arh arh arh RIC is our number 1 roadie! yeah! on a different note, RIC has a special talent other than eat banana, he has a knack of explaining live sound accurately. if he is around at our gigs, i always and ALWAYS will ask him to feedback us about our performance i.e. is it good? is it suck? is it total loser?

during our stay in taiwan, within a short period of 4 days, we made friends with a lot of people and becky was one of them. she’s a gorgeous girl who was artistic and loved modelling. she likes being a teacher. she is currently single (alright guys!) and works in an arts management company. so guys and gals… here you go. allow us to introduce to you our first HOT CHICK from uglymen.net!!! miss becky chiu.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS SESSION

1. what’s your full name?

Becky Shu-huang, Chiu

2. do you have any nickname?

爽,爽兒,爽爽 (cuz my name in Chinese is similar to this pronunciation when you speak very fast)

3. how old are you?

Any guess is welcome

4. when is your birthday?

14 July

5. where do you live?

Pingtung, Taiwan

6. where and what you study and what’s your occupation right now?

I’m a coordinator/promoter in arts management

7. what is your vital statistics (3x-2x-3x)?

Secret, I’m sorry
(taisuan: argh~~~ guys, you can imagine yourself from the photos)

8. what is your favorite food?

i like seafood, sashimi, and hot pot very much

9. what is your favorite drink?

wine, champagne, beer, etc..(but i’m not alcoholic…hehe)

10. what is your ideal location for a vacation?

France…and Malaysia as well

11. are you single, attached or married? (if you are married, you dont need to answer the rest of the questions )

single
(taisuan: wohoo… good news to all of us)

12. if you are single, do you want guys or girls to meet up with you ? (we have lots of horny guys out there lurking behind their PCs for such opportunities)

I’d love to, but I am very busy in this work I’m now doing.

13. what is your ideal guy? describe as much as you can so that we can narrow down the terrible guys out.

I’m very depending on my feelings, so normally there aren’t any requirements on his appearance/look in the selected frame. He only has to be open-minded, working hard, with nice personalities, in favor of music, art, etc. No play boys. Thank you!
(taisuan: eh, how come the description is like myself?)

14. what is your favourite movie?

A Lot Like Love (recently I even bought it’s soundtrack online)

15. what is your favourite singer/artist?

Hanson, Penny Tai, Avril Lavigne and of course UGLYMEN

16. what is your hobby?

Dancing, Movies, Music, Graphic Design, Idea brainstorming

17. what is your dream that you want to achieve badly?

Get rich so that I can do everything I want

18. since you know uglymen, which one of us you like to date?

I’m not ready to tell you this. Ha!
(taisuan: I think she likes us all but dare not say it :p)

19. have you been to penang, malaysia? (if you have been to penang, why didn’t you visit uglymen?)

nope, I haven’t been to Malaysia. If I can, I’m sure to meet with you guys.

20. ah hooi likes guys, can you make him like girls again?

Haha…why not?…this is fashion. Since he’s so with the trend, I would rather not make him/other guys disappointed.

21. can you send us a kiss? we want to frame it.
Haha…can you suggest how to do this?
(taisuan: you fly to penang to meet us and give us a real one )

22. how can we contact you? do you have any email / phone number / msn id /address to share with us?

becky714@ms47.hinet.net
(taisuan: here you go guys, add her in your MSN chat)

23. very important question, are you sure your answer to question 18 is ABSOLUTELY correct and final?

I would rather to conceal it as a secret.

24. what is your most embarrassing moment in your life?

It just happens. Embarrassment is my good friend. If I have to tell you…well..I broke my right foot when I was stepping down from my bed when I was 18; therefore I needed someone to move me up to 3rdr floor everyday where my classroom was. Everyone in my senior high knew about it. It was so embarrassing because I broke my foot too easily and I was so afraid to tell everybody the actual reason.
(taisuan: I wish I was her classmate, I can carry her for weeks)

25. LAST question: since you are so cute, do you have any sister(s) to introduce to us? If you do, you can let her answer question 1 – 24.

I’m sorry. My sisters are all married.

alright guys, if you wanna know more about becky, surf to her blog. it has tonnes of photos and other interesting stuff. hope you guys like it. if you want to chat with her, add her on MSN chat using her email above. enjoy!

isn’t she lovely?