we have recently (3 weeks ago) opened up uglymen.net to allow more readers to post without having to register with us. when we started uglymen.net, we wanted to control the spams (unwanted comments soliciting for business) and contents of the posts. we have some filtering in place where comments which are too hot to handle i.e. too many vulgars, damaging slurs, distasteful comments will not be posted. we are decent people, you see? bwahahaha…
let see how it goes. you are welcome to say we suck because we like to suck… you ask ah hooi and see.
if you have news to share, or announcement to make, email to us at: all at uglymen dot net. we are especially excited if there’s any development in the local and global indie chinese music scene. however, THAT does not limit to what we can post here. well… you see, if you guys have been following us for a while, you guys will notice that this website is updated almost daily. we make it a POINT to post everyday even if we are busy (unless there is a major post like report or something important, we will leave it for 2 to 3 days).
uglymen.net has become so active that if you go to www.google.com and search for “chinese hard rock band“, our website will almost always appear on the front page of google search result. and google will show you “Results 1 - 20 of about 1,850,000 English pages for chinese hard rock band. (0.07 seconds)“. it simply means that we (uglymen) is all write/sembang and no action/music. 
to us, playing in this band is about making friends, sharing musical ideas, widen our friends contact. i mean, let’s ask ourselves, how many new friends can we make if we just work all day, go back eat and sleep? using music and gigs, we find new friends and new friends get to know newer friends. if it happens that newer friends bring you happiness, prosperity or copulation (or some say, one night stand), we are delighted that our little band benefited you. come, suck me banana.currently, all of us in uglymen.net i.e. metal sow gay hooi, michael joe satria-lee, myself, uncle beh beh and silver isle are editors/posters and there’s no limit to what posts come out here as long as they are positive and intent no evil.
p/s: let me share with you one little story which i am absolutely proud of. at first, uncle beh beh was NOT our friend. when we performed during the 90’s, some of our shitty recording was put on tape and uncle beh beh was unfortunately enough picked up the tape and he liked our songs. one of the songs, sor low stuck on his head for many years.
then he saw us on one of the local band competition called “B’Beyond Band Competition” a few years later. but he didn’t chat with us because we were arrogant and snobbish bastards, (yeah, suck me!). then one day (about a year later), while i was hanging out at pranging mall, i walked pass his prostitution shop and it played very loud heavy music. i liked. then i walked in and we spoke and that’s how we met. but because of uncle beh beh being close to me, we shared many things like mountains, broken back etc.
then one day, he said “i got to know this guy called xxx xxx but i lost his contacts. i’m actually looking for him to talk over a business proposition”. then i realized that i have that guy’s contact. i called that guy and handed over my phone to uncle beh beh. they are now happily involved in some work together. the shocking thing is — this is not a made up story but a real life event.
20 responses so far ↓
Glacius // Mar 15, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Oh man.. y’all don’t know how much I love reading past histories of this band. Seems like a lot has happened,eh?
Woo hoo! And yes, Uglymen is very decent.. Wahahahahahahaha…
fleaman // Mar 15, 2007 at 1:44 pm
uglymen decent? wait till u see their true colours! hahahahahahahah…
Right or not suan! even some are convicts! before they play band!
michael // Mar 15, 2007 at 1:51 pm
suan is potato.. wahahahahhaha…
ahfook // Mar 15, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I’m suffer of a lot stupid moron idiot sohai cibai puki spam messages in my blog’s comments section where i need to clear the rubbish everyday… Luckly WordPress has a convenient spam control.
I was shocked that you guys decided to open the comment to all
taisuan // Mar 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm
fleaman, shhhhh…
ah fook, yes, it was a shock to us too but we have certain filter around on this website. some posts will go thru and some will be held for moderation and its up to us to approve them (held for approval comments) to appear here. at first, we were reluctant because we afraid of all those spams and hate comments… but what the heck, if people wanna piss us cause we are some snob, i think its *alright* cause we want to see where we go wrong (according to them).
but we can sniff personal attacks from all those comments. we did caught someone once messing here and we bash this person up pretty badly. and the next day, we got less 2 people posting here which we ARE extremely grateful UP TO THIS MINUTE. if there’s evil intention here, we’ll just need to clear it. if you want to know more, we can talk about it some time. 
fleaman // Mar 15, 2007 at 3:57 pm
let by gone be by gone la.. fuk u want to talk bout!
still sore? move on…..
taisuan // Mar 15, 2007 at 4:30 pm
no la… where got? u also joined the bandwagon.
michael // Mar 15, 2007 at 6:04 pm
who? who? got bash party?
I wanna join…
taisuan // Mar 15, 2007 at 6:51 pm
bwahahhaa…. michael, u joined too… bwahahaha… kekekeke…. i really loved your response/post.
Gnap // Mar 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I’m not trying to be mushy, but i think you ROCK when you rock. But not only are you decent people, you are also very good hearted people. Why else do you think i visit your site so often. hehe
michael // Mar 16, 2007 at 3:55 pm
spot on Gnap!
we are ‘good’ people…. kekekeke
you are oso good ma, abo I won’t visit ur ‘home’ everyday liao. waiting for ur new ‘home’ lo
kekekekeke…
taisuan // Mar 16, 2007 at 8:50 pm
gnap, if u born like after 10 years, we like to tackle you, can ah? :-*
Gnap // Mar 17, 2007 at 12:36 am
Mike, i dowan fren u. Always spell me wrong wan!
ok, will expedite the announcement of new “home”. The transferring work very sien lo…
TaiSuan ar, dun lar give ppl d impression I’m 10yrs older den u. I’m AlanTam’s sister - forever 24 only.
michael // Mar 17, 2007 at 1:03 am
huh? really ah?
spell wrong where?
who spell wrong, i kick him eh…
taisuan // Mar 17, 2007 at 8:42 am
gnap… eh no la…. dont misinterpret our good intention. 10 years earlier, means you should be a teenager now. so currently, we see you as a 24 old forever.
we like underage girls…
kekeke… shit, not sure if some “gerak khas” people reading this, will they catch me or not. 
Gnap // Mar 17, 2007 at 10:58 am
TaiSuan, hahahaha dun forget u got a daughter.
Mike, dats why i follow u guys use wordpress in my new blogsite. cos can go back amend typo in comments wan…
taisuan // Mar 17, 2007 at 6:08 pm
eh…. 5 months ago, i added another kukujiao into the family. bwahahaha…
Gnap // Mar 18, 2007 at 11:53 am
Ya lah! Ya lah! Action lah! Show off lah! hahahaha
michael // Mar 18, 2007 at 12:04 pm
the way suan teaches his daughter is shocking… i saw b4 he told his yang yang what human anatomies called in hokien, even indonesian language, and he, infront of his wife and friends and family, asked ah yang…
“Yang yang, uncle saw got xxx xxxx or xxxxx?”
Yang answered correctly…
he also teached ah yang to head bang…
good father.
taisuan // Mar 18, 2007 at 12:14 pm
wekekekeke…. ai cai lah… thank you thank you.
who is uncle “sar sar” (in mandarin, called stupid), then ah yang will say “uncle sow?”. wwahaahahah
You must log in to post a comment.