TULANMEN - 4 UGAYMEN, WE R VERY TULAN

i’m so sorry for what the computer/wordpress has done to mike. he has been working his butt off to compose our diary while we were in taiwan last week and suddenly everything went missing due to some computer glitch. it was such a pain in the @$$ — i guess mike used a few days to compose those stories.

however, i did mention before that i will be posting some of the trip experience base on my interpretation. i’m a healthy 20+ years guy who has MONSTROUS libido that can make any viagra sellers shy… in hokkien, it’s called “hiao kang”, in mandarin, it’s called “serk lang”, in cantonese, it’s called “hamsap low”, in english, it’s basically horny bastard! yeah!

uglymen love girls… don’t we? 3 years ago, we went to taiwan and we were overwhelmed by the taiwanese girls. we nearly didn’t come back. a week ago, we were amazed by what we saw and nearly didn’t come back.

what i’m going to write is basically my own opinion, if u like, it’s great, if u don’t like, try to like it lah… its good for u.

you see, comparing taiwan to malaysian girls, taiwan girls tend to prefer natural beauty where they wear little OR no make-up. no lipstick but lip gloss. no dyed hair, but naturally long hair. they are a daring bunch where we can see a lot of bikinis strad girls walking around beach in ease. they all looked about the same — slim or skinny, high cheek bones, mascara (fake eye lashes), long hair and fair. do you guys watch 8TV show called “JACKY GUESS GUESS GUESS”? there’s one segment of the show where the host jacky wu will introduce some really cute hot chicks to his show where they compete in a mini beauty pageant. believe it or not, most taiwan girls look just like that. check this photo below taken at the beach:

their complexion is fair and smooth DUE to the fact that 3/4 time of the year is always cold (temperature is less than 30 degrees celcius). the cold weather has something to do with their skin complexion — less oily and less heat. in malaysia, we have hot weather most of the time. heat + oily skin will fasten aging and wrinkle lines appear just when you are going to 30 years of age. girls in taiwan from the age of teenagers to 30’s look about the same. its that PROFOUND. to us malaysian, we can easily spot a girl in their teens, 20’s and 30’s. this is NOT to say something bad about malaysian girls but our skin suffers from the humidity and hot weather. the weather in malaysia is so hot that even i’m 24 years old now, people say i’m 42 years old.

taiwan is above the phillipines and below japan. they are just about parallel with hong kong. japan and hong kong girls dressed up pretty heavy. heavy colored hair, trendy clothes with nice facial makeups. these 3 countries girls really a feast to our eyes last week. we nearly didn’t come back though… sigh…

here’s my photo story.

ping lang girls. ping lang is kind of food called betel nut in english. in malaysia, we called it sirih where old folks eat it with kapur and other stuff. i never eaten before so i dont know how it taste like. we shot one ping lang store where a scantily clad girl appear inside the clear glass store preparing some ping lang for sale. inside this small store, there is a hidden door behind where a bouncer (a guy) sits inside. the bouncer is there to restore order if there’s any nasty guys like uglymen going frisky with the ping lang girl.

when we say taiwan girls are daring and open, we MEAN it. one of the bands performing called WHITE EYES was fronted by a bikini clad girl. nice! nice! we want to invite this band to perform in kelantan if possible.

even when these girls watched the concerts at SPRINGSCREAM, they are still daring and “open”. man, those boobs nearly fall out.

but we met up with some malaysian girls at SPRINGSCREAM. jackie is part of a band called GIRL + THE MACHINE. this band is from canada and jackie is a malaysian who has resided in canada for about 20 years. she’s a singer, TV cooking presenter, producer and worked in some other entertainment related jobs.

when we went to erluanbi to watch the rehearsal of bands in NORTH stage and SOUTH stage, we bumped into a penang girl who is studying in taiwan. we didn’t get her name but she applied to work as a volunteer in this SPRINGSCREAM festival. she was so happy to see some malaysian guys (we so special meh?), she brought her taiwan friends to take photo with us.

of course we did bump into girls from other countries. let me introduce to you an AWESOME girl drummer from a japanese band called HOT DOG BUDDY BUDDY, she is MARIKO URUSHIBARA. she is one gorgeous girl with an amazing talent. ain’t she cute? (those big eyes are so hypnotising).

we managed to get some photos taken with some mascot girls who were running some advertisements on the street of kenting. marketing and advertising are BIG in taiwan and these people are very serious with what they are promoting. they’ll get the best products, best gear to promote and sweetest girls to cloud our concious mind so that we’ll fall for their marketing campaign.

nokia girl, anyone? i dont have a nokia girl, i have a nokia mobile phone.

lost all your energy? get your “bull” back to life from this girl — who has something to offer in a can of… RED BULL!!!

at night, we went to NOKIA sponsored SOUTH STAGE at ERLUANBI famous LIGHT HOUSE park. we manage to catch CHINA BLUE (Wu Bai’s band without Wu Bai) and Faith Yang Nai Wen.

and here’s to our host in taiwan, two lovely girls by the name of becky and pei yu. pei yu is considered a semi-pro photographer.

here’s becky. she’s the first girl to be featured in our FIRST HOT CHICK OF THE MONTH section.

here’s pei yu with her Nikon digital camera. she is one of the nicest girl we’ve met so far. polite, good manners, soft spoken and fun to be with. she’s one heaven of a good photographer. check out her photo album here. 

last but not least, our individual photos taken with becky. now, here’s a contest, of the 3 photos below taken with becky, which UGLYMEN is the most “hiao kang”/”serk lang”/”hamsap low”/horny bastard? whose face below shows that he is desperately looking to get laid? kekeke

my next posts about taiwan trip will be BANDS and ODD THINGS.