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Why is banana curved in shape? (answer)

May 11th, 2007 by michael · 9 Comments

bcos bananas are lengthly in shape and they need sunlight to grow, the lower part of the fruit will always be growing upwards to gain more sunlight, with an element called Auxin.

“香蕉為何是彎的?”
中國公僕考題之一

(新加坡3日訊)“香蕉為什么是彎的?”這個問題看來無聊,但這是最近中國山東省公務員考試的考題之一。這個問題在引起廣大中國網民的興趣,紛紛在網上給了他們的答案。

對于這樣的考題,新加坡公務員給的是怎樣的答案呢?記者向20名新加坡公務員發了這個問題,所得到的答案非常具創意。

★公務員的答案★*“香蕉是在抵抗地心吸力,想要力爭上游吧!”*“如此,猴子才能很好的把香蕉握住。”

*“天生如此,沒有得解釋,不過,不是所有香蕉都是彎的,短的香蕉便不是彎的。”

*“我猜想那是因為香蕉本來就堆在一起生長,結果就變成彎曲了。”

★中國網民的答案★

*“就如為什么腰是直的一樣。”

*“無官不貪,無蕉不彎”

*“彎的方便拿,所以就進化成彎的了,適者生存。”

*“因為‘心’太軟。”

*“因為它是香蕉啊!”

★正確答案★

香蕉是屬于漿果類,一簇一簇生長的。一株香蕉可以結到16簇,一簇一簇地緊挨生長。

在生長的過程中,每一根香蕉因為在植物的體內有生長素,當陽光照得比較多的那一邊,生長素就多,陽光照的少得一邊,生長素就少,這就造成生長素分佈不平均。

由于植物的向光性,都要朝上、朝光伸展,于是香蕉就慢慢地長彎了。

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9 responses so far ↓

  • lanjiao // May 11, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    banana it look like curve, bcos it want alway let human to remember, and alway mention ourself, Do not Forgot, When Look At Banana, Must think what it look like in some part of human body, when arrive one old period :D….then, how about Monkey so like eat banana, i think need ask Jane, shemale know so much about this, hahahahhahahaha :D…..kanile, this banana talk and talk, not boring mei

    ** Sure banana is curve ma, ah yor, ah bo, why our dulu dulu datuk and datuk call them as Banana, cos it look like long and curve ma…….kanile. This ah hooi know also…..si bo, hooi

  • SilverIsle // May 11, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    I seriously don’t understand what are you trying to say. =S

  • Paul Ooi // May 11, 2007 at 10:25 pm

    that is interesting thought.

  • michael // May 11, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    ric is talking banana language, hard for human to understand one…

  • Metal // May 11, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    i also don’t understand…i think Ric would like to relate his banana in this topic..keke

  • Glacius // May 11, 2007 at 10:49 pm

    I know this is the wrong topic to reply to, but happy belated birthday, Michael!!!!

    keep on rocking…

    haiyooooooo.. why is everything so hectic nowadays -.-

  • SilverIsle // May 12, 2007 at 12:02 am

    Oh, anyway, I kinda suddenly remember that I learned this in primary school science subject.

  • Michaellah // May 12, 2007 at 3:35 am

    hahahaha….i know some one banana so curve and strong and big. but non know he want to share it at here or not. i find your message from google.com, now everyone also look your website, hahahaha….:D
    and, me is new here…anyone pls guide for me la, can bo,,….i know that guy what he talking about at above…
    he say, why banana must curve style. bcos banana for this long time, is curve already.so nothing must to disccuss again.
    but your guy still interesting to know, i can tell you little la…Like my friend one, when he first day, that banana can wake up and stand. is alway let someone tarik here and there, so long time long time, then he banana start look like curve.
    then until today from long time ago….all your guy banana must curve too, cos….if not, no monkey like to eat your curve, so in yor lifem, will noting business due,hahahahahhaha

    kekekeke….kanile….

  • Rossie // May 13, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    This is some hilarious sh*t:
    http://www.bananaguard.com

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