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Entries from May 2007

So Funny Lo… The Biggest Laugh in Sports This Year

May 17th, 2007 by michael · 3 Comments

  1) First, Manchester United had earlier planned to play in Malaysia July 2007. 2) Then, Asian Football Confederation (AFC) is trying to stop Football Assosiation Malaysia (FAM) from letting Manchester United to play here, because the Asian Cup will be going on at that time. They takut it will affect the Asian Cup. Oh, [...]

Tags: Football · Funny Stuff

Devils Nailed The Lion

May 16th, 2007 by michael · 8 Comments

its the Lion of Chelski being nailed down by Devils of MU Gifts from uGLyBo4Z watching the sorcerer’s apprentice online

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A very successful recital and jam session to the end (Part 2)

May 14th, 2007 by michael · 42 Comments

View Part 1 Here Then… it was time for Hell Yeah! for part 2 of the show. Objective of part 2 was really simple, let the students who worked so hard, yet havent got a chance to jam with a band, to perform with a full backing band on stage. I am sure everyone enjoyed [...]

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meeting of friends

May 13th, 2007 by taisuan · 12 Comments

i had a dinner/supper at asia kafe last nite in subang, KL with RIC and silver isle. 3 of us were catching up with old times… the last we met was 3 months ago? i guess. anyway, our faithfully friend ric is running a business diversifying in many areas from products to *services*. i guess [...]

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Why is banana curved in shape? (answer)

May 11th, 2007 by michael · 9 Comments

bcos bananas are lengthly in shape and they need sunlight to grow, the lower part of the fruit will always be growing upwards to gain more sunlight, with an element called Auxin. “香蕉為何是彎的?” 中國公僕考題之一 (新加坡3日訊)“香蕉為什么是彎的?”這個問題看來無聊,但這是最近中國山東省公務員考試的考題之一。這個問題在引起廣大中國網民的興趣,紛紛在網上給了他們的答案。 對于這樣的考題,新加坡公務員給的是怎樣的答案呢?記者向20名新加坡公務員發了這個問題,所得到的答案非常具創意。 ★公務員的答案★*“香蕉是在抵抗地心吸力,想要力爭上游吧!”*“如此,猴子才能很好的把香蕉握住。” *“天生如此,沒有得解釋,不過,不是所有香蕉都是彎的,短的香蕉便不是彎的。” *“我猜想那是因為香蕉本來就堆在一起生長,結果就變成彎曲了。” ★中國網民的答案★ watch film *“就如為什么腰是直的一樣。” *“無官不貪,無蕉不彎” *“彎的方便拿,所以就進化成彎的了,適者生存。” *“因為‘心’太軟。” *“因為它是香蕉啊!” ★正確答案★ 香蕉是屬于漿果類,一簇一簇生長的。一株香蕉可以結到16簇,一簇一簇地緊挨生長。 在生長的過程中,每一根香蕉因為在植物的體內有生長素,當陽光照得比較多的那一邊,生長素就多,陽光照的少得一邊,生長素就少,這就造成生長素分佈不平均。 由于植物的向光性,都要朝上、朝光伸展,于是香蕉就慢慢地長彎了。 http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2007-04-04&sec=malaysia&art=0404mb91.txt

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Manchester United champions again for a record 9th time

May 9th, 2007 by michael · 8 Comments

At the same time, Roy Keane's Sunderland also won the Championship's Title and Steve Bruce's Birmingham settled for number 2 in the Championship. Its all UNITED at the moment… and its good…. wahahahahahha…. oh… and its academical now for the next 24 hour to come:  Chelski vs MU. I think Chelski is going to do [...]

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u know what is 144 over 80?

May 8th, 2007 by taisuan · 13 Comments

that is the measurement of my blood pressure that i took just now. i worked in IT line, supporting computer systems for hospitals. and today one of these hospitals go down because of unknown reason. what the f* happened? i dont know. how i solved? i called up basically every friend whom i know… who [...]

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what a day…

May 7th, 2007 by taisuan · 3 Comments

today working is so stressful… nearly had a word (argument) with a senior manager… damn i tot he's supposed to help our team but then… he's also as stressed as me to deliver the goods to customers. some arrangements are not running as planned and some expectations weren't met but the opposite is being expected [...]

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BD Celebration at MS

May 7th, 2007 by michael · 5 Comments

4th May 2007 @ 1.30pm After band class, Uglyboyz bought a cake and gave me some presents (all related to MU, next time please buy AC for me) t Thanks a lot. watch the 88 minutes movie online thanks to Kiam Hoo's mom, she went to the shop and bought it… and i just realised [...]

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Why is banana curved in shape?

May 6th, 2007 by michael · 10 Comments

  This questions was asked in the interview session for civil servants in China, before i give you the correct answer, you wanna give it a shot? Some answers from web users.. 1) bcos it is a banana 2) bcos all government authorities are as crooked as a banana 3) bcos it will be easier [...]

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Taking Pills with Warm Water is better?

May 5th, 2007 by michael · No Comments

Just to share, from a mail… Taking Pills with Warm Water is Dangerous…  Most people when they're suffering from flu commonly consume Capsulated tablets with warm water, not knowing whether the pill would safely reach the stomach. This could be serious and perhaps you should consider proper ways of swallowing pills. Doctors Advice:  * Pills [...]

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how does best friend talk?

May 4th, 2007 by taisuan · 5 Comments

the phone rings in and the other person asked me to go out and then i asked him: where do you want to go? – dont know what do you want to eat? – anything where do you want to meet? – up to you mah leh…. @#$%^&* watch a movie scott pilgrim vs. the [...]

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