Jonathan sent me this, from Ernie Ball Forum.
Dear Abby,
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, “I’ll call you back later”. When I ask her who called, she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine, who is also a guitar player, told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That’s when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said “Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she shows up, and who she shows up with.”
He agreed. Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three. Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?
Thanks,
Very Concerned
19 responses so far ↓
taisuan // Jun 5, 2007 at 9:29 am
kaneh…. for once, i dont know what its about la…
michael // Jun 5, 2007 at 11:42 am
u see suan, just like this morning, when my dog wanted to drink some water from its bowl, she walked to the bowl and saw some ants beside the bowl, she then decided to follow the ants see where the ants lead to, one by one following the ants, she hoped to find where the ants stay, and suddenly my dogs phone rang, and she noticed that the battery was low just after a recharge, its time to get a new phone battery liao my dog said. got it now?
fleaman // Jun 5, 2007 at 2:18 pm
blurr me also….
werty yuipo // Jun 5, 2007 at 3:09 pm
=? i dont understand????/
Rossie // Jun 5, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Mike’s a genius! lol…
I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this…
The point is, gear-heads (as in enthusiasts) are more concerned about their gears than their wife.
Silver should add before that letter that this letter was sent to a well-known amp tech, that will kinda makes much more sense.
taisuan // Jun 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm
fleaman… of course u blur lah… u think u smart meh? u also dumb as me what! kekeke…
SilverIsle // Jun 5, 2007 at 4:35 pm
*ahems*
Let me edit something.
“The point is, gear-heads (as in enthusiasts) are more concerned about their gears than their wife/husband.”
Now, that makes sense. =D
Rossie // Jun 5, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Gears are for real men! Girls can’t handle gears!
lol…
michael // Jun 5, 2007 at 10:02 pm
kekeke…
girls have their own gears too…
they handle it differently and privately, just like some men, ah suan knows that… ah..
hahhahah…
kelvyn yeang // Jun 6, 2007 at 8:52 pm
once apon a time there was a bear, it was black just like tai suan’s guitar. but noy as whte as a cat. the cat looks like a tiger. do you know tigers are fewer than lions. fewer is still my money in my pocket. its getting late and i need to take a bus back home so i can be with my teddy bear. my teddy bear is black……
SilverIsle // Jun 6, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Duh?
Rossie // Jun 6, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Uh… You guys still didn’t get it?
michael // Jun 7, 2007 at 12:21 am
ah hooi likes to eat banana, so he went to the stall to buy, but he has no money, so he went to the bank, when he notice his bank account only has rm14,000, he sacrifice the banana, bcos he is going to buy his AMPEG bass amp @ RM14,000
BQ~Jukka // Sep 12, 2007 at 4:08 pm
dunno whats dats
and what happen to the ANT…… is michael SPRAY POISON over dat animal …. o.O
michael // Sep 12, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I don’t kill animal, and also insect, intenionally
who r u jukka… u r fr one of the bands
I can trace ur IP anyway.. wahahaha…
michael // Sep 12, 2007 at 4:45 pm
r u fr proloue?
BQ_Jukka // Sep 12, 2007 at 9:50 pm
BQ was my name since im from child ……
well urmmm…..
so michael VERY LIKE AN ANIMAL like me to
^o^ ,
u will know me de ……
BQ_Jukka // Sep 12, 2007 at 9:58 pm
errrrr r u sure u can trac e my IP…..
nvm just keep try n try me always VISIBILE like naruto skill muhahahahaha XD
michael // Sep 12, 2007 at 10:47 pm
your IP traced, kdash
never under-estimate computer technician with 1% knowledge
wahahahaha…
see u this friday!!
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