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Asian Cup Latest: So, who is the laughing STOCK?

July 19th, 2007 by michael · 7 Comments

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Answer: Malaysia (as experienced in Kampung football, more commonly known as padi football, “chan kiu”)
By the time you read this post, the above coach has been sacked by the FA of Malaysia, as the FA is busy looking for excuses and scape goats.

Few months back, certain party were saying the visit of Manchester United will affect the Asian Cup.

Statistic:

Malaysia 1   — China 5
Malaysia 0  — Uzbek 5
Malaysia 0  — Iran 2

The results are obvious, fans will rather watch Manchester United rather then the Asian Cup.

Although i am very disappointed with Iran, which i thought would hammer at least 24 goals over Malaysia. Heck, Iran knew China was trailing Uzbeck in the other game, so they let off the gas, even one goal was enuf for them.

Now, the Asian Cup has ended for Malaysia, i am just wondering two things:

1) how the hell did China let Malaysia score one goal?
2) What if Manchester did come and play Malaysia? MU25 - Malaysia 0 ? ? ?

Trivia: have you heard of these countries about their football teams? Sudan, Swaziland…? They are all ABOVE MALAYSIA in the FIFA ranking.

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Trivia: Who got an EGG (0 point) in all stnadings?
Answer: malaysia boleh

Trivia: Which host country ended up last in its group?
Answer: malaysia boleh

Trivia: Who has the lowest scoring?
Answer: malaysia boleh & Oman (1 goal)

Trivia: Who got scored against most?
Answer: malaysia boleh (12 goals), next is Bahrain (7 goals), malaysia boleh still wins 5 CLEAR GOALS!

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Points gained in Asian Cup by each host country

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