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VOTE VOTE VOTE for the NEW PRESIDENT

March 2nd, 2008 by michael · 21 Comments


 


well well well…. time to change… who do you think should be the next prime minister, or president as you prefer…  here are some very GOOD LOOKING candidates for you to consider…\r\n\r\ncga.jpg \r\n\r\nYour candidate: Ong Tua Suan (in hokkien means election)\r\nNick name: huan chu suan\r\nEducation: Oxfuck University, Degree in Ladies\’ Social Science\r\nDescription: handsome, friendly and veeeeery attractive\r\nIf i am elected~\r\n-ladies above 30 years old ride bus, mrt, taxi all free\r\n-one year will have 365 days of durian festivals\r\n-every housing estate will have at least one kai see mee shop\r\n\r\ncgc.jpg\r\n\r\nYour candidate: Metal Sot (means metal gone crazy)\r\nNick name: the chairman (see pic)\r\nEducation: CampBitch University, Doc. in Public Entertainment\r\nDescription: aggresive, serious and mean business\r\nIf i am elected~\r\n-at least one disco will be set up in every taman\r\n-all beer price will be slashed by 70% (weekend free) \r\n-all clubs will open 24 hour\r\n\r\n\r\ncgb.jpg\r\n\r\nYour candidate: Maiko Lee (means he aint playing no more)\r\nNick name: cocoNUTZ\r\nEducation: NUS National University of Saiko\r\nDescription: Gorgeous (see above), nice hair cut, helpfool\r\nIf i am elected~\r\n-no tax on musical instruments and all handphones PDAs…\r\n-there will be only one subject in school - Rock Music\r\n-ALL HP COMPUTERS FACTORIES & RETAILERS WILL BE SHUT DOWN

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21 responses so far ↓

  • stupid ppl // Mar 2, 2008 at 6:45 am

    wat the funny thing……….. wahahahahahax……….

  • Mr.J // Mar 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I vote 4 Maiko Lee~aka CocoNUTZ

    Reason : Cos there will b only one subject in school - Rock music~Ya HOOO~Will go to school everyday lo if tis really happen!!!

  • michael // Mar 2, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    hmm… ya, there wil be only ROCK MUSIC in sku… for example, which band was Metal Sot’s bad before he joins Uglymen…

  • Darkross // Mar 2, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Swt… Wat the…. ….. =.= ……. wow… rock music as the only subject in school evryday. i’ll b delighted 2 go to school evryday n wake up early 2 go school.. -^_^- (if only this happen… *sighs*..)

  • gnap // Mar 2, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    okie… looks like i’d hv to vote for candidate #1, since I’m a charbor >30 and loves durian…. :D

  • rambo // Mar 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    beware ISA

  • `sHaOwEiz // Mar 2, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    haha. ALL HP COMPUTERS FACTORIES & RETAILERS WILL BE SHUT DOWN. muahaha. do u really that hate HP? muahaha.

  • taisuan // Mar 2, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    gnap! u like durians too? u kidding me or not? durian season is always between mid of may till early august. if u want, wanna join me and my friends for durian? mike doesn’t like durian. ah hooi loves durian only if its free. let me know… u can bring your kids and hubby along. :)

  • michael // Mar 2, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    shaowei,.,,, i no hate HP, i just want to protect Malaysians from buying stupid lao qian company… buy product spoil, no want change new one….

  • wen hen // Mar 3, 2008 at 12:14 am

    Hey, i’ll vote for metal!

    I WAN DISCO EVERYDAYYYYYYY

  • `sHaOwEiz // Mar 3, 2008 at 7:43 am

    hahaha. ic ic. anyway, i dont eat durian. muahaha.

  • Akira Jimbo // Mar 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    I vote metal XD
    BEER BEER BEER~!

  • bQ-HighNdOT // Mar 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    :D……….durian, all in every year+day+topup rm30 in every minute[NO-TAX]
    kiao~kiao ………
    i love dis country IF DO HAVE DIS RULE

    xD

  • beh // Mar 3, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    LOL!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!…………

    tat’s really funny!!! I love coconut!!! I will vote for you!!!

    tak boleh tahan coco’s pix….HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..

    fuxking funny!!!!!!

  • king // Mar 4, 2008 at 11:47 am

    wahahah, tiga juga tak boleh pakai :P

  • `sHaOwEiz // Mar 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    eh~ maiko~ saw Itosii just now at TV1 9.00-9.30pm in program called Down Memory Lane. haha.

  • michael // Mar 5, 2008 at 1:26 am

    yap… they practised for the show quite long,…

  • gnap // Mar 8, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    TaiSuan, right on man! Durian! The greatest fruit on earth! Deal! We bring our kids and family all go and wallup the durians when the season comes! Yay!

    Aiyoh! How can Mikey boy not like durian!!!! Btw, durian is also the sexiest fruit of all… do you know why? :P (pop quiz)

  • WKeat // Mar 9, 2008 at 2:16 am

    because they are horny ? >_>

  • michael // Mar 9, 2008 at 2:33 am

    bcos DAP win penang…….. woooooooo

  • taisuan // Mar 9, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    gnap… is it because durian makes u hot and bothered? ;) kekeke…

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