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Asian Cup Latest: So, who is the laughing STOCK?

July 19th, 2007 by michael · 7 Comments

Answer: Malaysia (as experienced in Kampung football, more commonly known as padi football, “chan kiu”) By the time you read this post, the above coach has been sacked by the FA of Malaysia, as the FA is busy looking for excuses and scape goats. Few months back, certain party were saying the visit of Manchester [...]

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Double Success For Malaysian Soccer Team!!

July 15th, 2007 by michael · 14 Comments

Vistory in Defeat. The best Malaysian team we have seen so far: -knocked out at first round as host country (major feit) -scored one goal against China (got scored by 5 goals) -never let opponents score more than 5 goals -a stepping stone for Malaysia in the future World Cup -Malaysia may host World Cup [...]

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Smart Innovation or… (Have to be over 18 to view, email me for password), post protected to avoid silly comments. Not Porn.

July 9th, 2007 by michael · 1 Comment

Weird but innovative stuff, saw this product on net some time ago…   are you going to sit down and pee here?   From an advertisement: ” Many years in my life as a female I have experienced the dirty public toilets   whenever the nature calls. Thats when hygenic is really a matter!! Now [...]

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Number One Supporter of Uglymen

June 16th, 2007 by michael · 11 Comments

Uglymen is really lucky to have the number one supporter. As been published, Uglymen will be having a show in Taiping today (16 Jun 07), number one supporter Ric The Lick, he is driving from KL back to Alor Star and to go to Taiping, just to watch Uglymen, then the next day, he will drive [...]

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“I think my wife is cheating on me.”

June 5th, 2007 by SilverIsle · 19 Comments

Jonathan sent me this, from Ernie Ball Forum. Dear Abby, I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she [...]

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Thinking to name your child with your idol's name?

May 25th, 2007 by michael · 12 Comments

Read the following newz from Sweden: (Sweden) A Swedish court has ruled that the parents of a seven-month-old girl in Kungälv, Sweden can name their child Metallica where can i download life as we know it online , according to the Swedish newspaper GP. The girl's parents wanted to give their daughter a name that [...]

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So Funny Lo… The Biggest Laugh in Sports This Year

May 17th, 2007 by michael · 3 Comments

  1) First, Manchester United had earlier planned to play in Malaysia July 2007. 2) Then, Asian Football Confederation (AFC) is trying to stop Football Assosiation Malaysia (FAM) from letting Manchester United to play here, because the Asian Cup will be going on at that time. They takut it will affect the Asian Cup. Oh, [...]

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Devils Nailed The Lion

May 16th, 2007 by michael · 8 Comments

its the Lion of Chelski being nailed down by Devils of MU Gifts from uGLyBo4Z watching the sorcerer’s apprentice online

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Why is banana curved in shape?

May 6th, 2007 by michael · 10 Comments

  This questions was asked in the interview session for civil servants in China, before i give you the correct answer, you wanna give it a shot? Some answers from web users.. 1) bcos it is a banana 2) bcos all government authorities are as crooked as a banana 3) bcos it will be easier [...]

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how does best friend talk?

May 4th, 2007 by taisuan · 5 Comments

the phone rings in and the other person asked me to go out and then i asked him: where do you want to go? – dont know what do you want to eat? – anything where do you want to meet? – up to you mah leh…. @#$%^&* watch a movie scott pilgrim vs. the [...]

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Ugly's Believe It or Not

March 20th, 2007 by michael · 4 Comments

macam macam can happen.. Funny lo this news, asked some one to translate for you if you cant read chinese  Warning: 18SX 求歡受拒高球塞妻下體 丈夫用湯匙「挖不出來」 (梳邦再也17日訊)向妻子求歡受拒后,1名丈夫竟然用高爾夫球摩擦妻子下體,以刺激妻子的性慾,不料“過程”中卻不小心將高爾夫球塞進去,最后被逼到醫院求助!據悉,當妻子下體被高爾夫球塞住時,丈夫嚐試以湯匙把球“取出”,不過多番努力還是不能成功,最后才硬著頭皮送妻子到醫院。 這宗事件是于本周二晚上,在梳邦再也某住屋內發生。梳邦再也警區主任慕哈未弗亞助理總監受詢時,證實此案。 消息說,1名丈夫在家中向妻子提出交歡要求,不過卻遭妻子(30歲)以疲累推拒。 這名丈夫過后卻趁妻子進入夢鄉時,用高爾夫球摩擦妻子下體。 據悉,妻子對于丈夫舉動並不知情,而且在一旁睡覺的數名兒女也完全沒有擦覺。 不料,當妻子感受到下體有“動靜”而驚醒時,發現丈夫正用著湯匙在其下體內挖弄著“東西”。 無論如何,這名妻子多次詢問丈夫發生什么事情時,對方非但沒有告訴她,反而直接將她送入布城醫院。而妻子事后向醫生查問下,才驚悉此事。 據悉,妻子對于丈夫的行為極度不滿,出院后馬上向警方投報之外,也向宗教局投訴。 http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2007-03-18&sec=malaysia&art=0318mj22.txt i want to watch the full movie of it happened one night

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So Funny and Cute….

March 16th, 2007 by michael · 4 Comments

watch the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind film Scenario 1# Who ~ Samantha Laura (7 years old) When ~ in piano lesson (February 14th) Character ~ hyper-active and clumsy Sam: Teacher my hat so nice i wear every day (pointing to her cap) me: I dont have one, i only have one lousy helmet [...]

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