TULANMEN - 4 UGAYMEN, WE R VERY TULAN

Read the following newz from Sweden:

(Sweden) A Swedish court has ruled that the parents of a seven-month-old girl in Kungälv, Sweden can name their child Metallica, according to the Swedish newspaper GP.
The girl’s parents wanted to give their daughter a name that combined their first names. After picking Metallica and checking twice with the Swedish […]

 
1) First, Manchester United had earlier planned to play in Malaysia July 2007.
2) Then, Asian Football Confederation (AFC) is trying to stop Football Assosiation Malaysia (FAM) from letting Manchester United to play here, because the Asian Cup will be going on at that time. They takut it will affect the Asian Cup. Oh, by the […]

its the Lion of Chelski being nailed down by Devils of MU

Gifts from uGLyBo4Z

 
This questions was asked in the interview session for civil servants in China, before i give you the correct answer, you wanna give it a shot?
Some answers from web users..
1) bcos it is a banana
2) bcos all government authorities are as crooked as a banana
3) bcos it will be easier to hold
4) it is easier […]

the phone rings in and the other person asked me to go out and then i asked him:
where do you want to go?
- dont know
what do you want to eat?
- anything
where do you want to meet?
- up to you
mah leh…. @#$%^&*

macam macam can happen..
Funny lo this news, asked some one to translate for you if you cant read chinese 
Warning: 18SX
求歡受拒高球塞妻下體
丈夫用湯匙「挖不出來」
（梳邦再也17日訊）向妻子求歡受拒后，1名丈夫竟然用高爾夫球摩擦妻子下體，以刺激妻子的性慾，不料“過程”中卻不小心將高爾夫球塞進去，最后被逼到醫院求助！據悉，當妻子下體被高爾夫球塞住時，丈夫嚐試以湯匙把球“取出”，不過多番努力還是不能成功，最后才硬著頭皮送妻子到醫院。
這宗事件是于本周二晚上，在梳邦再也某住屋內發生。梳邦再也警區主任慕哈未弗亞助理總監受詢時，證實此案。
消息說，1名丈夫在家中向妻子提出交歡要求，不過卻遭妻子（30歲）以疲累推拒。
這名丈夫過后卻趁妻子進入夢鄉時，用高爾夫球摩擦妻子下體。
據悉，妻子對于丈夫舉動並不知情，而且在一旁睡覺的數名兒女也完全沒有擦覺。
不料，當妻子感受到下體有“動靜”而驚醒時，發現丈夫正用著湯匙在其下體內挖弄著“東西”。
無論如何，這名妻子多次詢問丈夫發生什么事情時，對方非但沒有告訴她，反而直接將她送入布城醫院。而妻子事后向醫生查問下，才驚悉此事。
據悉，妻子對于丈夫的行為極度不滿，出院后馬上向警方投報之外，也向宗教局投訴。
http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2007-03-18&sec=malaysia&art=0318mj22.txt

Scenario 1#
Who ~ Samantha Laura (7 years old)
When ~ in piano lesson (February 14th)
Character ~ hyper-active and clumsy
Sam: Teacher my hat so nice i wear every day (pointing to her cap)
me: I dont have one, i only have one lousy helmet (my helmet is very old)
Sam: U came by bike ah?
me: Ya, i am poor […]

Earth saviour Optimus Prime was taking a break, and took of his mask…. eh, i mean head stock, and was caught by Paparazi… he looked so handsome and gorgeous, strong, confident…
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If you are unable to answer these 2 very simple questions, tell
yourself “I am under Stress”.
There are the 2 very simple questions for you.Don’t
think or worry too much about it.
1. What do you call a mouse with two legs?
Make a guess & scroll down for the answer.
Answer for question 1.
Mickey Mouse.
Did you get it? - […]

The joke is rated 18SX, pls click comment to view only if you are over 18
P/S: You will only laugh big big if you are into English Premiere League, or else you will open mouth big big and understand nothing.

baby sees familiar sight.

baby does what he does best.

hot mom looks like “dae jang jeum” from “jewel in the palace“.

Bwahahaha. This is what a Photoshop newbie do when she has no better image to take as her experimental work. Sorry for the ugliness guys. =P