Earth saviour Optimus Prime was taking a break, and took of his mask…. eh, i mean head stock, and was caught by Paparazi… he looked so handsome and gorgeous, strong, confident…
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If you are unable to answer these 2 very simple questions, tell
yourself “I am under Stress”.
There are the 2 very simple questions for you.Don't
think or worry too much about it.
1. What do you call a mouse with two legs?
Make a guess & scroll down for the answer.
Answer for question 1.
Mickey Mouse.
Did you get it? – if not, never mind try the second question)
Now the second question:-2. What do you call a duck
with two legs?
Make a guess & scroll down for the answer.
Be true to yourself, think before you answer, dont scroll down so fast….Â
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Answer for question 2.
Donald Duck ?? WRONG!!!!
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KNOCK KNOCK…HELLO!!!!! ARE YOU AWAKE ?????
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ALL DUCKS HAVE TWO LEGS!!!!
Looks like U are under stress!!!!
Hahaha…. You really need a break…
The joke is rated 18SX, pls click comment to view only if you are over 18
P/S: You will only laugh big big if you are into English Premiere League, or else you will open mouth big big and understand nothing.
baby sees familiar sight.

baby does what he does best.
hot mom looks like “dae jang jeum” from “jewel in the palace“.
Bwahahaha. This is what a Photoshop newbie do when she has no better image to take as her experimental work. Sorry for the ugliness guys. =P
Ashley Cole, the England and ex Arsenal defender who famously left Arsenal for Chelsea, was actually a super spy in the English Premiere League. He has a mission: to help Arsenal topple Chelsea. Don't believe? And a clever spy will never land himself in trouble, he will easily pass the blame to others. Still dont believe me ah? hehe…
Look at the photos below, I have compiled from youtube and explained in text for you. Chelsea was leading Reading by 2-1 at 86 minutes, and our Spy, Cole skillfully scored an own goal through the legs of the unlucky Michael Essien…
kekeke….
Enjoy:









See the video, kekekekek…. a UK50,000 weekly salary spy in action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4FbKJHP4o&eurl=
remember the kid with an imaginary pet tiger? here's the best of his snowman comic strips. my favourite. it's here.
 
since metal sow will take a year to translate the interview, guess that darn job is back to me again. I went to google and tried out their translation tool to see whether i can save all my time on translation… kekeke…
i simple typed in the following:
“sow say hooi was voted asian beat bassist, while ong tai suan was guitarist back then and michael lee was the lone singer in taipei”
and the result translated in chinese was:
æ¯çŒªè¯´hooi气急亚洲击败低音〠虽然欧盟大璿是当年结利ã€è¿ˆå…‹å°”在å°åŒ—çš„å¤ç‹¬æŒæ‰‹!
Try for your self:
Choose English to Chinese
very logic answer one, not call superman or uglymen to help…
for those of you who have never seen this before, try solve it, those of you know liao one keep quiet nah…
kekeke,,,