Are you stressed?

If you are unable to answer these 2 very simple questions, tell

yourself “I am under Stress”.
There are the 2 very simple questions for you.Don't

think or worry too much about it.
1. What do you call a mouse with two legs?

Make a guess & scroll down for the answer.
Answer for question 1.

Mickey Mouse.
Did you get it? – if not, never mind try the second question)

Now the second question:-2. What do you call a duck

with two legs?

Make a guess & scroll down for the answer.

Be true to yourself, think before you answer, dont scroll down so fast…. 

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Answer for question 2.
Donald Duck ?? WRONG!!!!

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KNOCK KNOCK…HELLO!!!!! ARE YOU AWAKE ?????
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ALL DUCKS HAVE TWO LEGS!!!!

Looks like U are under stress!!!!
Hahaha…. You really need a break…

James Bond is the Best Spy? No la, meet Ashley Cole.

Ashley Cole, the England and ex Arsenal defender who famously left Arsenal for Chelsea, was actually a super spy in the English Premiere League. He has a mission: to help Arsenal topple Chelsea. Don't believe? And a clever spy will never land himself in trouble, he will easily pass the blame to others. Still dont believe me ah? hehe…

Look at the photos below, I have compiled from youtube and explained in text for you. Chelsea was leading Reading by 2-1 at 86 minutes, and our Spy, Cole skillfully scored an own goal through the legs of the unlucky Michael Essien…

kekeke….

Enjoy:

See the video, kekekekek…. a UK50,000 weekly salary spy in action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4FbKJHP4o&eurl=

Check This Out! Sipek lawak!

 

since metal sow will take a year to translate the interview, guess that darn job is back to me again. I went to google and tried out their translation tool to see whether i can save all my time on translation… kekeke…

i simple typed in the following:

“sow say hooi was voted asian beat bassist, while ong tai suan was guitarist back then and michael lee was the lone singer in taipei”

and the result translated in chinese was:

母猪说hooi气急亚洲击败低音、 虽然欧盟大璿是当年结利、迈克尔在台北的孤独歌手!

Try for your self:

http://translate.google.com

Choose English to Chinese