UGLYM3N = GAYM3N

with all the crap that we have been writing on our website, ever wonder if there’s anyone actually reading them? the songs we wrote, the life journey we shared, the gay encounter ah hooi explored… is there anyone out there in their tiny room/school/office actually comes to www.uglymen.net ? let me share with you guys, […]

there has been a swarm of korean TV drama series lately… i mean a few years ago until now. people all around west asia caught the frenzy and went crazy about them. everything about korean tv drama series WAS to die for. the series really caught everyone’s imagination, i.e. winter sonata and jewel in the […]

It was almost this time last year (November 2005) that we did a charity show in Perak to raise fund for the Voluntary Fire Brigade of Parit Buntar
We performed with Huang Ee-Fei and Itosii..
Itosii came to Alor Setar not long ago.
Look wat one of Itosii members did when she spotted i was snapping photo kekeke…
Suan, can […]

let’s have some fun with pictures, cool?
1. world largest aeroplane crash landed in an open field.
2. extremely cool drawing of batman and robin on the ground using colored chalk, it’s really a drawing.
3. if you want to be a terrorist, start wearing this around town and look for reactions.
4. this picture is so wrong… it […]

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large 
sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she […]

pity ah suan cannot understand oh…
笑話—有兩個修女…. 
有兩個修女，一個是叫做” 數學”修女，另一個則是叫”邏輯”修女
現在已經快天黑了但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。
數學： 妳有沒有注意到，後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有三十八分鐘三十秒
了，不知道他想要做什麼？
邏輯： 這很合理的，他想侵犯我們。
數學： 天哪！在這樣的速度下，他會在十五分鐘之內抓到我們的，我們該
怎麼辦？
邏輯： 唯一合理的方法當然是走快一點。
數學： 好像沒用呀！
邏輯： 當然沒用，那個男人也很合理的越走越快。
數學： 那我們該怎麼辦？在這樣的速度下，他還有一分鐘就能抓到我們了。
邏輯： 唯一合理的方法就是我們分開逃，妳走那邊，我走這邊，他不可能
兩個都抓。
那個男人繼續跟蹤邏輯修女。
數學修女平安地到達修道院，但很擔心邏輯修女會不會出事，然後就看到邏
輯修女進了門口。邏輯修女妳終於回來啦！感謝主！快告訴我發生什麼事了？
邏輯： 發生了唯一合理的事情，那個男人不能兩個都跟蹤，所以他就來追
我。
數學： 對對，但後來發生什麼事？
邏輯： 發生了唯一合理的事情，我用盡全力地跑，他也用盡全力地在後面追。
數學： 然後呢？
邏輯： 發生了唯一合理的事情，他抓到我了。
數學： 天哪！那妳怎麼辦？
邏輯： 我做了唯一合理的事，把裙子?­起來。
數學： 天哪，邏輯修女！那個男人呢？
邏輯： 他做了唯一合理的事，他把褲子?­了下去。
數學： 我的天哪！那後來呢？
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-邏輯： 不是很合理嗎，數學修女，
一個把裙子?­起來的修女，一定跑得比一個把褲子?­下去的男人快得多!!!
…..剛才在亂想的你，趕快說兩聲： 阿門！

I received a mail from the authority:
The Malaysian Ministry of Health is now asking the public to be on
the lookout for symptoms of the following new contagious diseases. 
ASSMA
Severe rashes around the mouth caused by kissing too much ass.
The number-one disease in Malaysia amongst civil servants. 
DIALARRHOEA
Uncontrollable urge to continually dial friends on mobile phone
to share with […]

scenario: look at this picture - traffic police stopping the motorbike (question below)

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how long did you take to notice that she is not wearing …
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a helmet ? leh mak… u guys are all hamsap… @#$%^&* same as me, i like it… kekeke

Last Saturday, i was on myway to work on my bike, suddenly, i felt “so nice and relax”… hmmm.. what happenned huh?
My belt broken!! (am i getting fatter? probably yes)
So, without my belt, i cant walk, bcos u know la…. pants will come off and traffic will be at a standstill as every lady driver […]

Caution: This post may be offensive to you.
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The F word, ok, i have to write it in full here, FUCK.
Literally, many people take it as an insult, offensive, rude, mindless, un-educated (put in other descriptions u think here)….
However, whether you like it or not, the F word has become a slang or even a culture. […]

I have been passing-by the small man-made mountain near the Alor Setar high-way toll weekly, one thing i noticed is the Kedah Government has announced Alor Setar city as a Band Town for all.
The wordings is there for more than half year liao, i did not have the chance to take photo bcos i was driving all the while. So […]

As we know, billions watch football, but how many watch women’s football?
You sure know Ronaldinho is the World Best Player for 2005, and you know Brazil is the samba king, and you also know Chelsea like to play dirty… But how much do you know about Women’s World Cup? Do you know that Brazil is […]