UGLYM3N = GAYM3N

As we know, billions watch football, but how many watch women’s football?
You sure know Ronaldinho is the World Best Player for 2005, and you know Brazil is the samba king, and you also know Chelsea like to play dirty… But how much do you know about Women’s World Cup? Do you know that Brazil is […]

haha… you guys know what?
We always tell our friends and supporters to visit www.uglymen.net for UGLYMEN LATEST NEWS AND UPDATE, but all we have is:
1) job advertisement
2) teacher who poked student’s breast
3) honours of the police
4) stupid jokes
5) oh ya,,, porn portal receommendations
6) football tips..
So, after so long no news, today i am going to […]

MSN:  Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.Hooi: WeiMe: Ya
Hooi: just now my friend ask me go to Lam Weh ee to take a porridge from her friend
Me: Then…
Hooi: So i went to kan hua ee…
Hooi: When i reach there, i saw a police and some government cars
Me: […]

again in chinese, can some one translate or tolong cut and pas tor the wordings to google translator engine.
kam siah kam siah.. sing to the song man, Kau Boleh! Malaysia Boleh!
http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2006-07-02&sec=malaysia&art=0702mb45.txt

Look at the picture below, can you figure out why are Scooby and Shaggy so shaken?
What did they see?
Can you get it right? post your answers and the other half of the picture will be posted tomorrow.

Remember the hit by Moldovian group “O-Zone”, the song in French:  Dragostea Din Tei or more commonly known as Numa Numa Iei, that shot to fame in the movie “Chicken Little”?
I have been lately studying the song arrangment and found some very interesting stuff related to it, turn on your speakers man…
Home made MTV version:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php (link 1)
http://www.cleanfunnyjoke.com/index.php?b=21&t=1066 (link2, […]

小便~
阿Suan从小便努力读书,希望成为一个有用的人.
大便~
阿Hooi出生在乡村,希望长大便可搬到市区.
等下~
阿Jiunn来不及搭巴士,惟有等下一辆了.
机会~
阿Pin问爸爸说,飞机会跌下来吗?
新年~
蜡笔小新年头到年尾都爱穿动感超人内裤.
快乐~
主音歌手唱得太快乐队都跟不到了.
顺祝各位狗年快乐, 开工大吉!!
-michael-

kakakaka… something happened today. so funny i GOT to share with all you people out there… kakakaka…
before you read below, let me explain something to you here so that you will understand when you read the story below. when i work in the office, we have to follow very strict company policies and sometimes it’s […]

hey, please dont upload UGLY PHOTOS in this website from now on. it makes ppl vomit nia. i shall personally BOYCOTT and BAN this website should any stupig, ugly yet idoit photos uploaded again in future!!! please respect the dignity of this website. Thanks for your kind help!!!

Who say now kan na sai, see below pics, i just took it yesterday while teaching at night.
See me sooo beautiful… cant stand myself.. ahh ahhh… i am soo attractive..

many people ask me why i keep long hair? here’s the answer, look at the photos, one with short hair, one with long hair, i bet you will vomit yesterday’s dinner….
Short Hair: actually i vomit myself after looking at it…

Long Hair: oso awful, but at least better than short hair..

i qualified as an UGLYMAN… YEAH!!!!

this first picture is rm8 lor mee….

second picture is after eating rm8 lor mee you will feel like this for the following week..

kekekekeke
..!![^_^]
michael