however, i did mention before that i will be posting some of the trip experience base on my interpretation. i'm a healthy 20+ years guy who has MONSTROUS libido that can make any viagra sellers shy… in hokkien, it's called “hiao kang”, in mandarin, it's called “serk lang”, in cantonese, it's called “hamsap low”, in english, it's basically horny bastard! yeah!

uglymen love girls… don't we? 3 years ago, we went to taiwan and we were overwhelmed by the taiwanese girls. we nearly didn't come back. a week ago, we were amazed by what we saw and nearly didn't come back.

what i'm going to write is basically my own opinion, if u like, it's great, if u don't like, try to like it lah… its good for u.

you see, comparing taiwan to malaysian girls, taiwan girls tend to prefer natural beauty where they wear little OR no make-up. no lipstick but lip gloss. no dyed hair, but naturally long hair. they are a daring bunch where we can see a lot of bikinis strad girls walking around beach in ease. they all looked about the same — slim or skinny, high cheek bones, mascara (fake eye lashes), long hair and fair. do you guys watch 8TV show called “JACKY GUESS GUESS GUESS”? there's one segment of the show where the host jacky wu will introduce some really cute hot chicks to his show where they compete in a mini beauty pageant. believe it or not, most taiwan girls look just like that. check this photo below taken at the beach:

their complexion is fair and smooth DUE to the fact that 3/4 time of the year is always cold (temperature is less than 30 degrees celcius). the cold weather has something to do with their skin complexion — less oily and less heat. in malaysia, we have hot weather most of the time. heat + oily skin will fasten aging and wrinkle lines appear just when you are going to 30 years of age. girls in taiwan from the age of teenagers to 30's look about the same. its that PROFOUND. to us malaysian, we can easily spot a girl in their teens, 20's and 30's. this is NOT to say something bad about malaysian girls but our skin suffers from the humidity and hot weather. the weather in malaysia is so hot that even i'm 24 years old now, people say i'm 42 years old.

taiwan is above the phillipines and below japan. they are just about parallel with hong kong. japan and hong kong girls dressed up pretty heavy. heavy colored hair, trendy clothes with nice facial makeups. these 3 countries girls really a feast to our eyes last week. we nearly didn't come back though… sigh…

here's my photo story.

ping lang girls. ping lang is kind of food called betel nut in english. in malaysia, we called it sirih where old folks eat it with kapur and other stuff. i never eaten before so i dont know how it taste like. we shot one ping lang store where a scantily clad girl appear inside the clear glass store preparing some ping lang for sale. inside this small store, there is a hidden door behind where a bouncer (a guy) sits inside. the bouncer is there to restore order if there's any nasty guys like uglymen going frisky with the ping lang girl.

when we say taiwan girls are daring and open, we MEAN it. one of the bands performing called WHITE EYES was fronted by a bikini clad girl. nice! nice! we want to invite this band to perform in kelantan if possible.

even when these girls watched the concerts at SPRINGSCREAM, they are still daring and “open”. man, those boobs nearly fall out.

but we met up with some malaysian girls at SPRINGSCREAM. jackie is part of a band called GIRL + THE MACHINE. this band is from canada and jackie is a malaysian who has resided in canada for about 20 years. she's a singer, TV cooking presenter, producer and worked in some other entertainment related jobs.

when we went to erluanbi to watch the rehearsal of bands in NORTH stage and SOUTH stage, we bumped into a penang girl who is studying in taiwan. we didn't get her name but she applied to work as a volunteer in this SPRINGSCREAM festival. she was so happy to see some malaysian guys (we so special meh?), she brought her taiwan friends to take photo with us.

of course we did bump into girls from other countries. let me introduce to you an AWESOME girl drummer from a japanese band called HOT DOG BUDDY BUDDY, she is MARIKO URUSHIBARA. she is one gorgeous girl with an amazing talent. ain't she cute? (those big eyes are so hypnotising).

we managed to get some photos taken with some mascot girls who were running some advertisements on the street of kenting. marketing and advertising are BIG in taiwan and these people are very serious with what they are promoting. they'll get the best products, best gear to promote and sweetest girls to cloud our concious mind so that we'll fall for their marketing campaign.

nokia girl, anyone? i dont have a nokia girl, i have a nokia mobile phone.

lost all your energy? get your “bull” back to life from this girl — who has something to offer in a can of… RED BULL!!!

at night, we went to NOKIA sponsored SOUTH STAGE at ERLUANBI famous LIGHT HOUSE park. we manage to catch CHINA BLUE (Wu Bai's band without Wu Bai) and Faith Yang Nai Wen.

and here's to our host in taiwan, two lovely girls by the name of becky and pei yu. pei yu is considered a semi-pro photographer.

here's becky. she's the first girl to be featured in our FIRST HOT CHICK OF THE MONTH section.

here's pei yu with her Nikon digital camera. she is one of the nicest girl we've met so far. polite, good manners, soft spoken and fun to be with. she's one heaven of a good photographer. check out her photo album here. 

last but not least, our individual photos taken with becky. now, here's a contest, of the 3 photos below taken with becky, which UGLYMEN is the most “hiao kang”/”serk lang”/”hamsap low”/horny bastard? whose face below shows that he is desperately looking to get laid? kekeke

 

my next posts about taiwan trip will be BANDS and ODD THINGS.

here you go:

1. u guys know salma hayek the actress? well… she's one hot foxy lady indeed. she was invited to promote something on a TV show and guess what? her other assets got promoted. see for yourself.

2. jessica biel in hot bikinis.

3. angelina jolie was so hot when she was 17.

4. miss nevada 2006, katie rees was stripped of her title for … well, excessive partying. (warning! XXX in there, parents discretion required. if they are not around, go ahead

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Happy New 2007 Year to uglymen.net visitors!

now, who is gonna make it? it is someone who passes our eye-taste test. uglymen taste is quite unique and different among us. girls are as nice as passion fruits. mike likes young and under-age straberries. i like big and juicy past-expiry-date papayas . ah hooi likes anything with an attached hard banana… different huh? as long as 3 of us say “wah… you see her? so pretty, imagine her without… ohhhh…“.

our first hot chick to be featured on uglymen.net is also our fan from taiwan, miss becky chiu. how did we meet becky? well, it was during yamaha asian beat band competition grand final in taipei, taiwan – february 2004. there were 7 bands competing during the grand finals and yamaha taiwan has arranged for a chaperon (helper) to help us around with our needs, communication, food, lodging and anything we need to get around during the competition. our chaperon was one cool guy, by the name of tony. he is still around somewhere – he's a hot guy (ah hooi likes! ah hooi likes!).

becky was one of the chaperons for another band. we found out that the PRINCIPAL duty of a chaperon was to be a translator. english language was not widely spoken in taiwan based on our experience and encouter while we were in taiwan. their number 1 medium of communication is mandarin. these chaperons were assigned to communicate with the bands especially those who do not speak mandarin i.e. thailand, indonesia etc. to uglymen, a chaperon is considered a roadie. but to be a roadie, you must have technical knowledge on live stage setup i.e. checking our rehearsal sound, carrying guitar bags, be our driver, smoking partner and talk crap. arh arh arh RIC is our number 1 roadie! yeah! on a different note, RIC has a special talent other than eat banana, he has a knack of explaining live sound accurately. if he is around at our gigs, i always and ALWAYS will ask him to feedback us about our performance i.e. is it good? is it suck? is it total loser?

during our stay in taiwan, within a short period of 4 days, we made friends with a lot of people and becky was one of them. she's a gorgeous girl who was artistic and loved modelling. she likes being a teacher. she is currently single (alright guys!) and works in an arts management company. so guys and gals… here you go. allow us to introduce to you our first HOT CHICK from uglymen.net!!! miss becky chiu.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS SESSION

1. what's your full name?

Becky Shu-huang, Chiu

2. do you have any nickname?

爽,爽兒,爽爽 (cuz my name in Chinese is similar to this pronunciation when you speak very fast)

3. how old are you?

Any guess is welcome

4. when is your birthday?

14 July

5. where do you live?

Pingtung, Taiwan

6. where and what you study and what's your occupation right now?

I’m a coordinator/promoter in arts management

7. what is your vital statistics (3x-2x-3x)?

Secret, I’m sorry
(taisuan: argh~~~ guys, you can imagine yourself from the photos)

8. what is your favorite food?

i like seafood, sashimi, and hot pot very much

9. what is your favorite drink?

wine, champagne, beer, etc..(but i'm not alcoholic…hehe)

10. what is your ideal location for a vacation?

France…and Malaysia as well

11. are you single, attached or married? (if you are married, you dont need to answer the rest of the questions )

single
(taisuan: wohoo… good news to all of us)

12. if you are single, do you want guys or girls to meet up with you ? (we have lots of horny guys out there lurking behind their PCs for such opportunities)

I’d love to, but I am very busy in this work I’m now doing.

13. what is your ideal guy? describe as much as you can so that we can narrow down the terrible guys out.

I’m very depending on my feelings, so normally there aren’t any requirements on his appearance/look in the selected frame. He only has to be open-minded, working hard, with nice personalities, in favor of music, art, etc. No play boys. Thank you!
(taisuan: eh, how come the description is like myself?)

14. what is your favourite movie?

A Lot Like Love (recently I even bought it’s soundtrack online)

15. what is your favourite singer/artist?

Hanson, Penny Tai, Avril Lavigne and of course UGLYMEN

16. what is your hobby?

Dancing, Movies, Music, Graphic Design, Idea brainstorming

17. what is your dream that you want to achieve badly?

Get rich so that I can do everything I want

18. since you know uglymen, which one of us you like to date?

I’m not ready to tell you this. Ha!
(taisuan: I think she likes us all but dare not say it :p)

19. have you been to penang, malaysia? (if you have been to penang, why didn't you visit uglymen?)

nope, I haven’t been to Malaysia. If I can, I’m sure to meet with you guys.

20. ah hooi likes guys, can you make him like girls again?

Haha…why not?…this is fashion. Since he’s so with the trend, I would rather not make him/other guys disappointed.

21. can you send us a kiss? we want to frame it.
Haha…can you suggest how to do this?
(taisuan: you fly to penang to meet us and give us a real one )

22. how can we contact you? do you have any email / phone number / msn id /address to share with us?

becky714@ms47.hinet.net
(taisuan: here you go guys, add her in your MSN chat)

23. very important question, are you sure your answer to question 18 is ABSOLUTELY correct and final?

I would rather to conceal it as a secret.

24. what is your most embarrassing moment in your life?

It just happens. Embarrassment is my good friend. If I have to tell you…well..I broke my right foot when I was stepping down from my bed when I was 18; therefore I needed someone to move me up to 3rdr floor everyday where my classroom was. Everyone in my senior high knew about it. It was so embarrassing because I broke my foot too easily and I was so afraid to tell everybody the actual reason.
(taisuan: I wish I was her classmate, I can carry her for weeks)

25. LAST question: since you are so cute, do you have any sister(s) to introduce to us? If you do, you can let her answer question 1 – 24.

I’m sorry. My sisters are all married.

alright guys, if you wanna know more about becky, surf to her blog. it has tonnes of photos and other interesting stuff. hope you guys like it. if you want to chat with her, add her on MSN chat using her email above. enjoy!

isn't she lovely?