TULANMEN - 4 UGAYMEN, WE R VERY TULAN

Name: maiko

Birthday: everyday

Phone: call me and i let u know

Email: email me and i let you know

Address: concrete house, not bad, but sometimes very hot, my house got dog named puppy, if u r in front
of my house, she will hide under the car, that’s my house, easy to find.

Like: tai suan, bcos his head is big

Hate: tai suan, bcos his head is too big

Occupation: six-figure-income. RM1000.00 , see? i said six.

Hobby: eat and sleep, best is in air cond room

Unforgettable Moments: i once threw a leaf down the longkang in front of my house to save an ant, but the leaf
got holes and the ant fell into longkang again.

Unforgettable Relationship: i had a relationship with a rattlesnake. he kept trying to talk to me. he wanted to come in to the house. we got into a fight. he cut me but didn’t fully bite me. i finally kicked him out of the house but then he told me he left some eggs inside and my problems will be greater very soon unless ilet him in, so i did. i was wrong. he attacked me again. i should’ve known better. he was after all a snake.

Favourite Place to Visit: toilet, must have newapaper or some books to read like doraemon or lau foo zi

Favourite food: big foot

Favourite drink: free drink, call me if u want to belanja

Family: ok not bad

Education: disqualified

Favourite Artist: metal sow

Favourite Band: metal sow and his magic fingers

Favourite Music: loud and very very noisy until burst my speakers

Favourite Movies: funny, very very funny one, can make me laugh until spilt out the food i ate last year.

2007 Chinese New Year Wish: “Happy Chinese New Year ! “